Monday, April 4, 2011

F.N.G



If you guys ever work in the kitchen that video is prolly just a normal day at work.. :)

I started working Zanzibar last June and at that time the Exec Chef was John Bickley. As some of you might have known I am shy around new people,so most of the time I would just keep quiet or just smile if I'm not sure if you are joking with me or just being funny..A lot of time Bickley was being funny,he named me F.N.G which stands for effin' New Girl/Guy and since I was the new girl that initials was bestowed upon me.

Me and Bickley had a verbally and physically abusive relationship (not the ones that you guys might have imagine tho..nothing like domestic abuse or anything!) I remembered how he use to throw slimey avocado and macaroni at me because he thinks its funny and he also would try to scare the crap out of me by creeping behind my back when I'm in the walk in. But I get him back by talking smack about the Chargers when they lost..! (I'm a Chargers fan but I'm not hardcore as he is..!) and he would 'accidentally' pushed me when walked past me ( I know rite?) but hey, little asian girl ain't gonna let big white guy pushes her around! all I need to do is talk more smack about Chargers and the look on his face is priceless! muahahahaha!

one day Whitney left early and told me that Bickley wanted to talk to me..and I got nervous and scared..I asked Whitney what's it about and she's like "I don't know..looks serious though.."
in my head I'm like "crap..did this Chargers smack talking upsets him?" So after Whitney left Bickley called me, and pulled me aside..and the conversation goes like this:

Bickley: Dina, do you know why you're here?
Me: *scared the crap* uhh...nooo..
Bickley: I just want to say..Congratulation..
Me: *very confused..* ummm whyyy?
Bickley: because you're no longer F.N.G!
Me: Son of a..!!! I HATE YOU!!!!
Bickley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Me: you have no idea my heart was beating so hard!! I thought I did something wrong!!
Bickley: you're a good sport..! you took my abuse very well!
Me:oh shut up Bickley! I'm gonna get you back for this! *storm out of the room*
Bickley:HAHAHAHAH!

few hours later Whitney texted me : I hope Chef doesn't scare you..

SHE KNOWS!

people like to have fun on my account..sheesh kebab!

and now Nathan, The New Chef is mentally and verbally abusing me..WHYYYY????!!!! :P

I would probably need Therapy by the time I'm done with Zanz..! ;D

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